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Sweet… until it matters.
This design walks the line between polite and don’t-test-me energy. It’s subtle at first glance—but once it clicks, it hits.
“I’m nice… but my son isn’t.” says everything without saying too much. Protective, a little intimidating, and definitely memorable.
Wear it as a joke—or as a warning. Either works.
I'm Nice T-Shirt
$27.99
I’m nice. He’s not. Choose wisely.
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Not for everyone. Exactly the point.
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Some people talk. Some people raised him.
This design walks the line between polite and don’t-test-me energy. It’s subtle at first glance—but once it clicks, it hits.
“I’m nice… but my son isn’t.” says everything without saying too much. Protective, a little intimidating, and definitely memorable.
Wear it as a joke—or as a warning. Either works.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |