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I Raised Him Hoodie

Sale price  $43.19 Regular price  $47.99
I raised him. So yeah… you should probably be nice to me.

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Not for everyone. Exactly the point.

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Not a warning. Just helpful advice.
Let’s be honest—she deserves a warning label.

This one’s for the moms who know exactly what they created… and want a little credit (or mercy) for it.

“I raised him. You should probably be nice to me.” is confident, funny, and just the right amount of threatening.

Perfect for Mother’s Day—or anytime she wants to remind people who they’re dealing with.

Size guide

  CHEST WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches)
S 20 27
M 21 28
L 23 29
XL 25 30
2XL 26 ½ 31
3XL 28 32