Skip to product information
Sweet… until it matters.
This design walks the line between polite and don’t-test-me energy. It’s subtle at first glance—but once it clicks, it hits.
“I’m nice… but my son isn’t.” says everything without saying too much. Protective, a little intimidating, and definitely memorable.
Wear it as a joke—or as a warning. Either works.
I'm Nice Hoodie
Sale price
$43.19
Regular price
$47.99
I’m nice. He’s not. Choose wisely.
Free shipping. No surprises.
Not for everyone. Exactly the point.
✔ Free shipping on all apparel
✔ Secure checkout
✔ Tracked delivery
✔ No BS guarantee
✔ Ships in 3–5 days
Some people talk. Some people raised him.
This design walks the line between polite and don’t-test-me energy. It’s subtle at first glance—but once it clicks, it hits.
“I’m nice… but my son isn’t.” says everything without saying too much. Protective, a little intimidating, and definitely memorable.
Wear it as a joke—or as a warning. Either works.
Size guide
| CHEST WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 21 | 28 |
| L | 23 | 29 |
| XL | 25 | 30 |
| 2XL | 26 ½ | 31 |
| 3XL | 28 | 32 |